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“She's, like, into crystals and, like, magical stuff because, like, there are a lot of things we don't understand? So, if you can tap into that energy? You can really, like, you know? Be more powerful by focusing your energy through like crystals? WTB [Natural Hemp Cloth] PST? ”

“Prefers hammers slightly larger than he is. ”

“The standard Hollywood big, friendly guy of questionable sexual alignment. Is he gay? Nobody seems to know. More interested in making flashy clothes than in actually fighting anything. (But currently too low level to have really nice clothes yet.) ”

“Shawney does not want to be your online girlfriend. Not even if it's just online and not IRL. Really. ”

“A daiquiri is rum and lime. ”

“Hey, that was my kill! ”

“Look for me on world 7. I mean, unless I get tired of endlessly sucking down potions. ”

“HCE is no place for a Blademaster. That's why he's not one! ”

“US. Engineer. Any gun larger than your entire torso is a good gun. ”

“Bret has always loved creating things with his hands, and then causing them to violently self destruct by remote control. Now, he's putting those skills to work in the Army Reser... wait, that's not right! ”

“Brock isn't really sure what he wants out of life, but he knows it includes sideburns and light beer. ”

“Laverna's a guardian, or at least she's going to be, one day. She *will* kill you. ”